Sunday, January 08, 2006

Fortune Cookie

Had some chinese buffet for lunch yesterday and found the following fortune:

He that climbs the tall tree has a right to the fruit.

Which seems to make alot of sense on its face - until you consider that liberals have built entire ideological cities around the antithesis. If democrats were multicultural enough to produce their own fortune cookies, I imagine this one might read something like:

He that climbs the tall tree probably had some unfair advantage to start, or climbed it on the backs of the downtrodden, or maybe he stole the tree from the natives who had no concept of private property. In any case, now that he got to the fruit, everyone has a right to it since we are one big communal society where everyone should be made equal.


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